Official 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes

Thu Sep 15 23:52:59 BST 2011

Orwell was right: antidote to MSM coverage of 9/11 tenth anniversary
http://indymedia.org.uk/en/2011/09/484436.html
(audio)

Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 
conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.
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Transcript and sources: http://www.corbettreport.com/?p=2594

9/11: A Conspiracy Theory
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Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 
conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.

TRANSCRIPT: On the morning of September 11, 2001, 
19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on 
dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the 
world using a satellite phone and a laptop 
directed the most sophisticated penetration of 
the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, 
overpowering the passengers and the military 
combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft 
before flying those planes wildly off course for 
over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.

These 19 hijackers, devout religious 
fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort 
cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, 
managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes 
in New York, while in Washington a pilot who 
couldnt handle a single engine Cessna was able 
to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 
degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with 
the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget 
analyst office where DoD staffers were working on 
the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that 
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced 
missing from the Pentagons coffers in a press 
conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.

Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within 
minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the 
Administration knew within the day, and the 
evidence literally fell into the FBIs lap. But 
for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy 
theorists demanded an investigation into the 
greatest attack on American soil in history.

The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set 
up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up 
from start to finish. It was based on testimony 
extracted through torture, the records of which 
were destroyed. It failed to mention the 
existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel 
Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of 
hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that 
were being simulated at the precise same time 
that those events were actually happening. It was 
lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush 
Administration and as for Bush and Cheney
well, 
no one knows what they told it because they 
testified in secret, off the record, not under 
oath and behind closed doors. It didnt bother to 
look at who funded the attacks because that 
question is of little practical significance. 
Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, 
answering all of the questions the public had 
(except most of the victims family members 
questions) and pinned blame on all the people 
responsible (although no one so much as lost 
their job), determining the attacks were a 
failure of imagination because I dont think 
anyone could envision flying airplanes into 
buildings  except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.

The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, 
but thats OK because it probably wasnt important.

The SEC destroyed their records on the 
investigation into the insider trading before the 
attacks, but thats OK because destroying the 
records of the largest investigation in SEC 
history is just part of routine record keeping.

NIST has classified the data that they used for 
their model of WTC7's collapse, but thats OK 
because knowing how they made their model of that 
collapse would jeopardize public safety.

The FBI has argued that all material related to 
their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret 
from the public, but thats OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.

This man never existed, nor is anything he had to 
say worthy of your attention, and if you say 
otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist 
and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. 
Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).

Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the 
hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then 
he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got 
away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, 
taunting the most comprehensive intelligence 
dragnet employing the most sophisticated 
technology in the history of the world for 10 
years, releasing video after video with complete 
impunity (and getting younger and younger as he 
did so), before finally being found in a daring 
SEAL team raid which wasnt recorded on video, in 
which he didnt resist or use his wife as a human 
shield, and in which these crack special forces 
operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, 
supposedly the best source of intelligence about 
those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then 
they dumped his body in the ocean before telling 
anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that 
teams members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.

This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the 
media which told you the hard truths about JFK 
and incubator babies and mobile production 
facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.

If you have any questions about this story
you 
are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing 
baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If 
you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, 
rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie 
and your grandma, you will never ever express 
doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.

This has been a public service announcement by: 
the Friends of the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, SEC, MSM, 
White House, NIST, and the 9/11 Commission. Because Ignorance is Strength.
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