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Trident Warhead Convoy Stopped by Protesters in Scotland
1ST TEKNOPUNX ARRESTS!!!!!!!
A convoy delivering Trident nuclear warheads to the Submarine bases on the
Clyde, on the day of the opening of the Scottish Parliament(YAWN) was
disrupted by protesters on the Stirling to Balloch  road at  Buchlyvie.
Local people from Buchlyvie  village came out of their houses in support of
the  protest. The anti-nuclear protesters, mostly from  the Faslane Peace
Camp, had been spotted and police presence was massive. Nevertheless, the
well practiced Paddy, on his first Teknopunx action, leapt out of the
Tekmobile, resplendant in his sexyier than the sexiest shades you've ever
seen (STYLE, man,REAL STYLE) and Si, who'd been hiding behind bushes out of
sight for hours after the Protesters were first spotted and the police
backup had arrived, sprang a surprise Kamakazi launch into the road and
stopped the convoy. Meanwhile, at the back end of the convoy the rest of the
TeknoPunx, Banners, Aaron and Dani (also on his 1st Tekno Punx action, with
sexy shades) sprinted up the road  and as the police began to give chase
Aaron leapt at Teknospeed straight between the wheels of a huge war-truck
and Death Dived under it, causing a police range rover to skid en route,
Dani dived under the first carrier, but 5 coppers dragged him out after
about 5 minutes panic.11 arrests later the convoy, which had left AWE
Burghfield near Reading  on Tuesday continued on its evil way towards
Coulport.
Billy Woolfe, member of SNP executive (and former Chairman) said: “Sending
these nuclear weapons up  here to Scotland on the day of the opening of the
Scottish Parliament in Edinburgh is rubbing our noses  in it because the
parliament has no power to do anything about Trident even though the
majority  here don’t want it. I feel its more important to be  out tracking
Trident across the country and  registering my protest than to be in
Edinburgh.”
Meanwhile at RNAD Coulport, the convoy’s  destination, Trident Ploughshares
activist Ian  Thomson was arrested this afternoon. He choose to  mark the
opening of the Parliament by beginning  work on dismantling the Trident
nuclear weapons  store. His last words to the TeknoPunx, when they bumped
into him at the Peacecamp, were "I'm off to commemorate The opening of the
Scottish Parliament with an independant action of my own-see you later in
the cells!"
Those arrested were TeknoPunx Paddy, Aaron and Dani, Faslane Peacecampers
Submarine Steve, Professor Dave and Jimmy, along with Puck, Kreb
DragonSlayer, Emma and Marylin. They were originally destined to be held
overnight, but couldn't take more than 6 hours of Steve, Paddy, Jimmy, Dani
and Aarons renditions of musical diversions ranging from "Please release me"
to Tibetan chanting "Shut the Fuck up" and "YER MAW" Congratulations to
Aaron for the dramatic serious injuries impersonation he gave falling off
his bed in the cells from the phenominal height of 2 inches off the ground!
There was a minor transport problem for an hour after they were released
just before midnight, which gave them the opportunity to dance and party in
the Stirling Police station car park, to the sexy sounds blasting from the
Tekmobile sound system, lubricated by Special Brew, there were only 3
complaints from the local residents about the noise, but the police were
reluctant to re-arrest any of the partiers who eventually turned the music
down shortly before the CND van finally turned up to transport the revellers
back to the Peacecamp, where a bottle of vodka later Puck had to carry  a
comatose Submarine Steve to bed. And about time that man had a bit of fun
after caretaking the camp on his lonesome while everyone else fcuked off!!.
John Ainslie  mobile 0378 267 833
Faslane Peacecamp 01436820901
TeknoPunx2000 01`382770877 or 01382776956



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